Large hairy moons

I was going through the library, tidying up when I saw one of our patrons looking through the DVDs on the bottom shelf. Unfortunately this caused his pants to experience a large degree of coverage failure. As most of you know it's the fashion for males to let their pants ride very low on their hips. This usually exposes their underwear, or if they are rotund sometimes a lot more. Because of where the DVD collection was located any patrons who entered the library and happened to be looking straight ahead would instantly be mooned. That was bad enough, but he was endowed with a lot of hair, including on his gluteus maximus (I had no idea this could happen). So his were very large hairy moons.

I should have said something. Little old ladies and innocent children were being exposed. Sad to say I wimped out and kept on walking. They just don't pay me enough to deal with some things. Having conversations with patrons about their exposed hairy butts are one of them.